Someone from the City who ventures to the
country for
small periods of
time for "vacation" and annoys the hell out of country folk.
Someone defined by the following characteristics:
1. Someone who needs indoor plumbing on a regular basis (regular showers)
2. Someone who cannot build a camp fire
3. Someone who cannot put up a tent
4. Someone who wears cologne/perfume outside of the city/suburb
5. Someone who knows nothing of the country, country
music or country etiquette
6. Someone who cannot survive without technology
7. Someone who complains about the country, when in the country, to country
people while boasting about the city
8. Someone who is sacred of local wildlife and continually asks "what's that smell/noise?"
9. Someone who can't defend themselves against Mosquitoes
10. Someone who confuses plaid and flannel
