chvrch 

Is a space where you can consistently show up for yourself so you can better show up in the world. When you have a foundation built on self-acceptance and reassurance, you will walk taller, breathe easier, and know you can get through any of life's biggest {or smallest} challenges. We believe in community and cultivating one that is rooted in relatability, inclusivity, and the understanding that we are all humans, being. This shared life experience is brought to life in our studio, at CHVRCH. (founded in Salt Lake City, UT)

This is my CHVRCH.

chvrch by CHVRCH November 25, 2021

chvrch 

This is an alternative spelling of the common word "church" but that also has an alternative meaning that is not found in common dictionaries. Instead of applying to a religious congregation of like-minded believers or worshippers of a specific deity (or the physical building or structure where they gather to worship), "chvrch" may often used to denote a group, gathering, or assembly of people with the same interest, hobby, passion, and so on. For example, "the chvrch of baseball" would apply to a group of people with an extreme passion and enthusiasm for the sport of baseball. Since this passion can often be seen as an almost religious affinity for such an interest, it's very similar to the passion of religious believers. The alternative spelling is simply used to differentiate it as such.

I am a devout member of the chvrch of rock'n'roll and reject all things disco!

chvrch by theekopper July 23, 2022

Churchill Face 

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

Churchill Face by will bitten September 14, 2017

churchprime

a religion where our god is dream. l'emanburg and dreamsmp became one

also according to god's statistics only a 50 percent of people are going to heaven. Churchprime
Drear god, thank you for our food pogchamp

churchprime by Childeater4206969 August 24, 2020

Church of Satan 

Many people have misconceptions about the Church of Satan, believing that the members are devil worshipers. However, in reality, this is all false. The Church of Satan is a group of atheists and the only reason that Satan is used is because their founder, Anton LaVey, believed Satan to be a good representation of Man's True Nature.
Overall, the Church of Satan is far better rounded and has better morals than any Christian, Catholic, or any other religion will ever be.

The Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey in the 1960s.

Church of Satan by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 10, 2016

Talk to Winston Churchill 

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

Talk to Winston Churchill by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017

Church Drama 

The bickering, complaining, and general chaos that occurs between the members, or staff, of many churches. Often behind the scenes and without the knowledge of others who refuse to be drug into the fray.

Bill: Judy and Bob are upset over the new Sunday School schedule and have decided to quit going to church altogether.

Mandy: Don't bother me with that church drama, they'll be mad about something else next week.

Church Drama by Boner D February 4, 2012