It's kinda like you got served except its much better. Because no one really likes the church, when you get churched, you got dissed and nobody likes you.
by crash landon October 11, 2004
absolutely screwed, shit out of luck, an unfortunate turn of events, opposite the desired outcome, boned in the ass metaphorically, in some form of trouble, unpredictable event that did not go in your favor
Completely forgot Chic-fil-a was closed on Sunday's, that's some bullshit, I'm churched.
We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.
My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*
We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.
My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*
by sailingjerryjones November 7, 2017
one word expression to show approval of a situation.
word must be used by itself though, similar to "good", "cool.", "perfect", "awesome." and "sweet." and can not be used in the middle of a sentence
signals the end of the conversation. once the word is used properly, the conversation will almost always end/change topics. if it does not, then chances are you are not using the word properly.
word must be used by itself though, similar to "good", "cool.", "perfect", "awesome." and "sweet." and can not be used in the middle of a sentence
signals the end of the conversation. once the word is used properly, the conversation will almost always end/change topics. if it does not, then chances are you are not using the word properly.
Wrong way:
Person A: Did you see the game last night?!
Person B: Yea! Lebron was so church man.
Person A: What did you just say?
Correct way:
(someone knocks on your hotel room door at 4:02 am and wakes you from a drunken coma. looking through your peephole, you see a man, similar in appearance to a Beatles cover artist straight out of 1967, who is more intoxicated and roughed up than you have ever been. You open the door to find him holding a $5 bill looking at you)
Hotel occupant: Uhh, whats up man?
Intoxicated Man: Do you have a lighter? Ill give you $5.
Hotel Occupant: (reaches for $0.50 bic) Deal.
(Drunken man shakes it and listens for fluid, then lights it.)
Intoxicated Man: "Church."
(To his satisfaction, he gives a drunken thumbs up as he begins to walk away.)
end of conversation. never saw the man again.
Person A: Did you see the game last night?!
Person B: Yea! Lebron was so church man.
Person A: What did you just say?
Correct way:
(someone knocks on your hotel room door at 4:02 am and wakes you from a drunken coma. looking through your peephole, you see a man, similar in appearance to a Beatles cover artist straight out of 1967, who is more intoxicated and roughed up than you have ever been. You open the door to find him holding a $5 bill looking at you)
Hotel occupant: Uhh, whats up man?
Intoxicated Man: Do you have a lighter? Ill give you $5.
Hotel Occupant: (reaches for $0.50 bic) Deal.
(Drunken man shakes it and listens for fluid, then lights it.)
Intoxicated Man: "Church."
(To his satisfaction, he gives a drunken thumbs up as he begins to walk away.)
end of conversation. never saw the man again.
by sandpapercondom January 8, 2010
by PCGator July 13, 2004
1. a place of worship.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.
1. I go to church every Sunday.
2. I go to church every Wednesday on my lunch hour.
3. I hear that, Church!
4. Well, I'm out, Church!
2. I go to church every Wednesday on my lunch hour.
3. I hear that, Church!
4. Well, I'm out, Church!
by Smoove B January 28, 2005
by pwumavs March 19, 2006