churchkey 

A beer can opener for old-style beer cans, before the invention of the tab.

Damn!You're going to need a churchkey to open these beers. They're friggin' ancient!

churchkey by Xavier_Onassis August 7, 2006

Working on churches 

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

Working on churches by Laronzo September 12, 2022

Churchy Virgin

A virgin who goes to church and does anything in the name of abstinence (i.e canoeing for abstinence, hiking for abstinence, running for abstinence ...)

Kelsey: Luke won't come to the party because he is a churchy virgin
Lesley: Lame.
Luke: PARTY FOR ABSTINENCE!

Churchy Virgin by Jerkasaurus! February 5, 2009

Churchfew 

When you can't stay out late on a saturday night because you have to be at church early on sunday morning. similar to curfew.

Person A: "Wanna come to my party on Saturday night?"

Person B: "What time is it?"

A: "7-12pm"

B: "Yeah, but I'll have to leave early, gotta be home by my churchfew."

Churchfew by fatt0ny May 29, 2010

church key 

A beer can opener. Unfortunately, use of this instrument has declined since the pop top appeared in the mid 1960s.

Lolly and Harriet are bringing the beer. Don't forget to bring a church key.

church key by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

churchered 

To have someone take you for granted, then extract some kind of currency, be it work, money, time or effort from you and then lie, cheat and act dishonestly to you and in some cases blame you for the problem.

what, he left owing you two grand for the work you did and changed his number? you've been totally Churchered.

churchered by Benjamin Davies September 25, 2007

Home Churched 

For people who don't belong to an organized religion or just need an excuse to be lounging on Sunday morning. Particularly useful to newcomers in the Bible Belt. Similar to Home Schooled.

Friend: So what church do you belong to?
You: I'm home churched.

Friend: Would you like to go to church with me this weekend?
You: No thanks dude, I'm home churched.

Home Churched by sfoxe May 24, 2009