37 definitions by Tuna Wanda

A bar stool, or a seat at a table in a bar or beer hall.

Ironic use of "pew," a church bench.
I'll go get the beer, you go find us a pew.
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005
An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.
What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.
by Tuna Wanda May 24, 2005
A drink made with gin, vermouth, and an olive. Named after Martinez, California.
The good old bartender at Sweeney's
Is known for his ale and free wienies.
But I find him uncouth
To gulp gin and vermouth,
Chill the glasses, and piddle Martinis.
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
The proper name for an attorney or a lawyer. A money-grubbing scoundrel who tries to save subhuman scum from execution, or who sues honest people who are trying to do their jobs.
It's very hard to win a lawsuit against you when you're against a big corporation with plenty of shysters.
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
Luck Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
An old advertising slogan for a brand of redneck tobacco cigarettes.

Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits.
An old expression used to explain the meaning of LSMFT.
Tommy Joe: Whoa there, Donny Bob! Look at that fine young lady bouncing around!

Buddy John: LSMFT!
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005
The offspring of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who grows up in a day care center without learning discipline, manners, or courtesy.
That Madison is a real day care brat. All she does is whine and demand candy.
by Tuna Wanda May 21, 2005
Very large, impressive breasts. The kind you write home about.
Oh, sweety?

Yes, dear?

Don't look at that girl over there.

Where? Oh, wow, you mean the one with the thunderjugs?
by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005