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toilet roll chupacabra 

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!

Dirty Chupacabra

Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.
I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.

chuptadanite 

A single word asking another individual what their plans are for that evening.
Q: Chuptadanite?

A: Going to the gym and probably calling it an early night. I have a long day tomorrow.
chuptadanite by Launchpad McBuck September 20, 2013
Is a español(mex) word, means something really nice or in women someone who is really sexi and beautiful.
Tengo una chulada de auto.( I have a nice car)
Esa mujer Esta bien chulada( that woman is so sexi )
Chulada by Aristoteles June 29, 2016

chupacabra droppings 

I just smoked some of those chupacabra droppings I found out in the field

Grapeview Chupacabra 

The Grapeview chupacabra is indeigionous of the Hood Canal area of Washington State in the US. It is said to be unknown to science and is believed to be aggressively killing animals small animals after stalking them along roadsides. These are often mistaken for road kill and are damaged by scavengers to such an extent that cause of death can not be scientifically determined. They are believed to leave three puncture wounds on their kill's that provide an access point to drain them of their blood. Unfortunate an obscure section of the Revised Code of Washington makes the molestation and harassment of these predators illegal without a special permit from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife.
The Grapeview Chupacabra is a ruthless killer