chupacabre
a word made up by puertoricans to lure innocent people into the woods or jungle so they can try to screw them in the ass!
chupacabre by manster11 August 6, 2008
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chupacabre
A Uncircumsized Penis of large magnatude, often seen in British porn, sharing a resemblance to the fictional Chupacabre in Mexican foke lore
Damn son, look at that British dudes Chupacabre looking un cut cock, it reminds me a folded up breakfast burrito.
That bitch is gonna have to roll down that fore skin to puff on that Chupacabre.
That bitch is gonna have to roll down that fore skin to puff on that Chupacabre.
chupacabre by H1 and H2 August 22, 2011
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el chupacabre
a mystical beast often associated with mexican culture. thought to feast on the blood of goats, but is known to attack humans and small children. witness accounts are scattered, and a bit shaky, but the idea of el chupacabre is still thought of to be real.
a farmer wakes up in the morning to find all his goats killed, and drained of blood. he becomes incredibly angry and instantly blames the local cyotes or wild dogs.. but he is wrong.. el chupacabre has struck once again.. saucer tits!
el chupacabre by tbeamer October 18, 2010
toilet roll chupacabra
A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!
toilet roll chupacabra by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019
Dirty Chupacabra
Dirty Chupacabra by PooDaddyMan June 10, 2011
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Grapeview Chupacabra
The Grapeview chupacabra is indeigionous of the Hood Canal area of Washington State in the US. It is said to be unknown to science and is believed to be aggressively killing animals small animals after stalking them along roadsides. These are often mistaken for road kill and are damaged by scavengers to such an extent that cause of death can not be scientifically determined. They are believed to leave three puncture wounds on their kill's that provide an access point to drain them of their blood. Unfortunate an obscure section of the Revised Code of Washington makes the molestation and harassment of these predators illegal without a special permit from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife.
Grapeview Chupacabra by Dr. Smar Taz August 7, 2012