or "goat sucker" is a small animal said to be unknown to science and systemically killing animals in places like Puerto Rico and Mexico. In reality, it is most certainly a fictional creature with vampire like tendencies and an appearance on an episode of the TV show, SeaLab 2021.
Known to make precise incisions into the necks of cattle, sometimes extracting their intestines. Some believe it to be an alien weapon! It is an upright creature with sharp teeth and a protruding spine with wings.
butterbean Dean, big ball shawn and Dane throw water cups,sponsered by Jack in the BOx, at unsuspecting good hearted people out of their automobile because they are egotisical assholes that give each other arabian eyegoggles
A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.