A veritable avalanche of chinchillas, as happens from time to time in the South American Andes. Chinchillas are known for their prolific mating habits, and over time, a dangerous chinchilla buildup can occur in elevated regions. Warming conditions lead to instability, and even minor sounds or vibrations can trigger a catastrophic chinchillanche.
Mark: "Did you hear about Edmund getting killed?"
John: "Oh my God, no! What happened?"
Mark: "He was hiking in South America, and got buried in a motherfucking chinchillanche!"
a beluga whale who likes baths and drinking, and is best friends with Franklin D. Roosevelt they are such good friends that FDR has seen him in the bath.
history teacher "today we are learning that im very biased to two people and one is the beluga whale, Winston Churchill."
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*