chuncey

A transgender plastic surgery vagina stuffed with carrots and broth. Looks like a soupy pot roast.

"Dude I'm so hungry I could eat chuncy."

"I hooked up with this stripper and she was so used, I thought it was chuncey"

by Cunt bean blister November 21, 2024

Chunkey

A cross between a chicken and a monkey.

Person 1: *makes a weird noise*
Person 2: You sound like a chicken and a monkey!
Person 3: A Chunkey!

by Puzzball May 16, 2006

chauncey mchamhands

Referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care.

I gave that bag of cookies to Ric to open but Chauncey McHamHands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!

by Ricrah December 3, 2015

chuntey

The mystical field surrounding a 1980s home computer, mainly the Sinclair ZX Spectrum, that must not be disturbed whilst the computer is loading software from audio cassette tapes. Some people performed highly sophisticated rituals to prevent loading errors, and others were convinced that games would not load properly if their mum asked them if they wanted a cup of tea whilst loading.

Coined in the late 90s by a poster on comp.sys.sinclair, who mis-typed "chutney" - the word was then adopted by a fellow poster to describe the phenomenon above.

"Where Time Stood Still had only three seconds left to load, when my brother came into the room, tripped over and ruined the chuntey field. I was gutted."

by Splee June 9, 2004

chincey

Something that is cheap or cheaply made.

That sure is a chincey pair of sunglasses.

by dizzy_essie October 15, 2008

sweet chauncey

One who is such a complete failure as a professor due to a misplaced reliance on PowerPoint, that he has to sue for tenure.

Goddamn, he's so bad, he's a sweet chauncey.

by Torts sucks December 7, 2004

Chunce

When one smokes the reefer all the time and gets that head fog which makes you feel fuckin brain dead. Most prominent in smokers of British street skunk which bamboozles the thoughts into mush even faster.

"Feel like i'm in a permanent state of chunce these days"

"Looks like Joe's come down with a serious case of chunceitus!"

by Fisherman George November 26, 2019