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The mystical field surrounding a 1980s home computer, mainly the Sinclair ZX Spectrum, that must not be disturbed whilst the computer is loading software from audio cassette tapes. Some people performed highly sophisticated rituals to prevent loading errors, and others were convinced that games would not load properly if their mum asked them if they wanted a cup of tea whilst loading.

Coined in the late 90s by a poster on comp.sys.sinclair, who mis-typed "chutney" - the word was then adopted by a fellow poster to describe the phenomenon above.
"Where Time Stood Still had only three seconds left to load, when my brother came into the room, tripped over and ruined the chuntey field. I was gutted."
chuntey by Splee June 9, 2004
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chutney factory

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive
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Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes
Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...
Chutney Farmer by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

chutney ferret 

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.
Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.
chutney ferret by bumchutney February 9, 2013
A cross between a chicken and a monkey.
Person 1: *makes a weird noise*
Person 2: You sound like a chicken and a monkey!
Person 3: A Chunkey!
Chunkey by Puzzball May 16, 2006
Chanteys are mysterious creatures and often complex. They often keep things to themselves, but are very charismatic. They are hilarious and often have everyone within hearing distance either smiling or laughing. They are beautiful people, inside out. However, beware, when angry or upset, have the power within them to silence you in pure terror. But, that is rare. They are very easy-going people. Chanteys are one of the most amazing kinds of people you will ever come across!
Friend: "Chantey, you seem very mysterious, what are you hiding?"

Chantey: "Nothing, nothing at all."

*Bat signal goes off*

Chantey: "I need to go...I have something to take care of.."
chantey by SkyVN August 30, 2014

chutney hood 

a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!
"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"
chutney hood by *hanz* June 30, 2005
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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