chuntey 

The mystical field surrounding a 1980s home computer, mainly the Sinclair ZX Spectrum, that must not be disturbed whilst the computer is loading software from audio cassette tapes. Some people performed highly sophisticated rituals to prevent loading errors, and others were convinced that games would not load properly if their mum asked them if they wanted a cup of tea whilst loading.

Coined in the late 90s by a poster on comp.sys.sinclair, who mis-typed "chutney" - the word was then adopted by a fellow poster to describe the phenomenon above.

"Where Time Stood Still had only three seconds left to load, when my brother came into the room, tripped over and ruined the chuntey field. I was gutted."

chuntey by Splee June 9, 2004

chutney factory

Your butt hole

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

chutney factory by (•) (•) June 5, 2017

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

Chutney Farmer by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

chutney ferret 

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

chutney ferret by bumchutney February 9, 2013

Chunkey 

A cross between a chicken and a monkey.

Person 1: *makes a weird noise*
Person 2: You sound like a chicken and a monkey!
Person 3: A Chunkey!

Chunkey by Puzzball May 16, 2006

chantey 

Chanteys are mysterious creatures and often complex. They often keep things to themselves, but are very charismatic. They are hilarious and often have everyone within hearing distance either smiling or laughing. They are beautiful people, inside out. However, beware, when angry or upset, have the power within them to silence you in pure terror. But, that is rare. They are very easy-going people. Chanteys are one of the most amazing kinds of people you will ever come across!

Friend: "Chantey, you seem very mysterious, what are you hiding?"

Chantey: "Nothing, nothing at all."

*Bat signal goes off*

Chantey: "I need to go...I have something to take care of.."

chantey by SkyVN August 30, 2014

chutney hood 

a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!

"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"

chutney hood by *hanz* June 30, 2005