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When one smokes the reefer all the time and gets that head fog which makes you feel fuckin brain dead. Most prominent in smokers of British street skunk which bamboozles the thoughts into mush even faster.
"Feel like i'm in a permanent state of chunce these days"

"Looks like Joe's come down with a serious case of chunceitus!"
Chunce by Fisherman George November 26, 2019
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"You goddamn chunce!"
chunce by jeff mcpeek July 18, 2007
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A mixture of the words "nonce" and "chode"
Often used as the highest form of insult between a group of friends
A guy: I've got an Irish passport
Everyone: Shut the f*ck up you chunce
Chunce by CrunchyFrogCremeEgg July 5, 2016
A drug dealer who rips people off. Or anyone that rips someone off
Jeff: Yo I just sold a .5 for $20
Zac: you f**king chunce
Chunce by Cpt_Scubbings December 3, 2014
That guy really chunced it smh
Chunce by Duiq September 12, 2021
A complete and utter dumbass, moron, or oblivious individual. A person who constantly bungles simple, everyday tasks because their brain is temporarily firing blanks.

Unlike a regular idiot, a chunce usually has no idea how stupid they are being until it is far too late.

The word can also be used as a verb (to chunce), meaning to completely mess up an easy situation.

- Definition by Albertus Einsteinus
“Some absolute chunce left the ice cream out on the counter overnight and now it’s completely melted.”

“I totally chunced that turn back there and added twenty minutes to our road trip.”
Chunce by Albertus Einsteinus September 19, 2026
An alternative for the word 'chance'. Commonly used by One Direction's Niall Horan.
Niall: "We took a chonce"
Fan screaming: "WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE"
chonce by icedteapayne September 12, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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