2 definitions by Fisherman George

When one smokes the reefer all the time and gets that head fog which makes you feel fuckin brain dead. Most prominent in smokers of British street skunk which bamboozles the thoughts into mush even faster.
"Feel like i'm in a permanent state of chunce these days"

"Looks like Joe's come down with a serious case of chunceitus!"
by Fisherman George November 26, 2019
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When a person has made a catastrophic error of judgment
He’s only gone and umpsed it

What an Umpse, I’ve dropped the villages coveted urn - what a chunce-head I am.
by Fisherman George March 25, 2023
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