chumstache
this halloween I shall adorn her with a thick chumstache prior to our entrance at the office costume party
chumstache by Lord Welted Nutbanger October 6, 2011
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chopstache
Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
chopstache by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008
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chumstache • cumstache • crustache • Crumbstache • Chestache • chopstache • cumstachio • custache • Chadstache • Chapstache
cumstache
Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?
The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!
cumstache by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003
crustache
a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.
Like my crustache?
crustache
The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.
Chestache
(chěs'tāsh', chə-stāsh') -noun.
Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.
A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.
Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.
A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.
"I like his chestache, but it sure gives him a weird tan line."
"I love running my fingers through his chestache."
"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"
"I love running my fingers through his chestache."
"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"
Chestache by Smart as Shat May 25, 2009
Chimostache
A creepy mustache that makes a person looke like a child molester. This word is a portmanteau of 'chimo' and 'mustache'. The word 'chimo' itself is a portmanteau of the words 'child' and 'molester'
Chimostache by pjb8484 August 8, 2009