Chapstache 

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

Chapstache by HollowShell September 22, 2011

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.

Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?

chopstache by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008

copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.

The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.

copstache by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007

Chestache 

(chěs'tāsh', chə-stāsh') -noun.

Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.

A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.

"I like his chestache, but it sure gives him a weird tan line."

"I love running my fingers through his chestache."

"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"

Chestache by Smart as Shat May 25, 2009

Crapstacker 

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.

When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.

Crapstacker by ThragP April 8, 2009

chumstache 

a mustache composed of fresh jism from the dingaling

this halloween I shall adorn her with a thick chumstache prior to our entrance at the office costume party

chumstache by Lord Welted Nutbanger October 6, 2011

Crapstache 

The residue of poo left above the upper lip where a regular mustache would be located. The 'crapstache' can appear after an individual gives the bung tung to another individual. It can also appear after someone rubs his or her lip after wiping poo with his/her hand.

After a night on the town, Phillip spend the night with a ho fo sho. He awoke the next morning with a crapstache.

Crapstache by Yubaldo April 9, 2008