Crumbstache 

Noun
1. When one eats food in a vigorous manner, and gets crumbs all over their face. Mostly on their upper lip.

2. Crumbs on your mustache. (or mustache area)

Person 1: AHHH i love cookies! Nom Nom Nom

Person 2: Ahaha i know, you have a cookie crumbstache.

Crumbstache by S.MF.L January 10, 2011

cumstache 

Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?

The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!

cumstache by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003

crustache 

a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.

Like my crustache?

crustache by Bizarrett February 4, 2003

crustache 

The pathetic looking prepubescent mustache sported by boy bands and male high school students intended to impress women, while drawing only jeers and snickers. See peach fuzz.

Zach's dad finally made him Nair his crustache, he looked like a queer!

crustache by BFish December 11, 2002

crumbsnatcher 

Young child, toddler, rugrat.

Tracey had a couple of crumbsnatchers to look after, so she quit her job at Coles.

crumbsnatcher by Jenesis September 12, 2004

chumstache 

a mustache composed of fresh jism from the dingaling

this halloween I shall adorn her with a thick chumstache prior to our entrance at the office costume party

chumstache by Lord Welted Nutbanger October 6, 2011

crustache 

A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.

Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.

"dude did see tommy's crustache it totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."

"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."

"nice crustashe lazy ass."

crustache by hexnfx August 5, 2009