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chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.
Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?
chopstache by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008

Chestache 

(chěs'tāsh', chə-stāsh') -noun.

Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.

A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.
"I like his chestache, but it sure gives him a weird tan line."

"I love running my fingers through his chestache."

"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"
Chestache by Smart as Shat May 25, 2009

chumstache 

a mustache composed of fresh jism from the dingaling
this halloween I shall adorn her with a thick chumstache prior to our entrance at the office costume party

Chimostache 

A creepy mustache that makes a person looke like a child molester. This word is a portmanteau of 'chimo' and 'mustache'. The word 'chimo' itself is a portmanteau of the words 'child' and 'molester'
I saw an awesome chimostache the guy getting out of that van.
Chimostache by pjb8484 August 8, 2009

chopstache

a style of facial hair that is part beard, part mustache. Chop refers to the thick sideburns that blend into the mustache. Distinct from a full beard in that no hair is present on the chin or lower jaw.
Dude, William Hurt sported a sweet chopstache in the movie "The King".
chopstache by StretchOne December 11, 2007

Crompstache 

n. - a mustache that grows patchily as a result of constant stress and humiliation
Brian- Man you have a horrible crompstache.
Earl- I know, I get constantly stressed and humiliated.
Crompstache by boooogerrrrr October 12, 2009
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