chumpuck

A guy or girl that wears a hat at the dinner table, often referred to being an asshole or douche as a hat at the dinner table is disrespectful.

Dad: take your hat off at the dinner table, it's rude.

Kid: why?
Dad: because then your a chumpuck!.

by Respect your family November 14, 2016

Chumbucker

A friend that is cool one on one but will generally embarrass you in a any group setting you fond yourselves in.

Oh, I am so glad that you ditched that chumbucker in the bad part of town.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

chumuckle

Noun.

A smaller-diameter belt used to strap an oversized penis to the leg of a person so that it doesn't flop around in their pants.

Ken's dick kept flopping around, so he strapped it to his leg with his new leather chumuckle.

by Sneaky August 7, 2004

chumbucket

The premier thief, troll, and all round good time guy on the Ultima Online T2A freeshard. Known for his love of adventure, his honest dealings in legally obtained goods, and his well-loved battlecry of "I R NEW GLD PLS".

chumbucket is an upstanding member of the UO community.

by raptorjesus712 July 8, 2009

Chumpuckle

Someone who you are friends with, but you hit them in a caring way. These hits, however hard, do not and will not ever affect your relationship.

Person 1: "Do you actually like him?"
Person 2: "Yeah, how come?"
Person 1: "Well you're always hitting him and stuff, are you sure he's okay with it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, of course... we are chumpuckles!"

by Akbarian Ninja January 4, 2010

cumpucker

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.

Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!

by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010

chumbucket

An unkempt, unhygienic, malodorous, greasy, sludgy vagina. Chumbucket may also refer to a female with such a vagina, who is often an overweight and/or unsightly slob of a woman, often with the appearance of being pregnant. A chumbucket is known to secrete chum.

I can't believe he stuck it in that chumbucket... and she left a stain on the carpet.

by McCallister January 16, 2008