Chimpuck

Definition:
A fictional hybrid creature that combines the brains of a chimpanzee with the energy and cuteness of a chipmunk. Known for their mischievous behavior, tree-hopping skills, and habit of mimicking sounds (especially laughter). Also used as slang for someone who’s small, smart, fast, and cheeky.

That little chimpuck ran off with my phone while giggling like me!

by ramjirau July 6, 2025

chimpfucker

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.

I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.

by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003

Chumpuckle

Someone who you are friends with, but you hit them in a caring way. These hits, however hard, do not and will not ever affect your relationship.

Person 1: "Do you actually like him?"
Person 2: "Yeah, how come?"
Person 1: "Well you're always hitting him and stuff, are you sure he's okay with it?"
Person 2: "Yeah, of course... we are chumpuckles!"

by Akbarian Ninja January 4, 2010

chumpuck

A guy or girl that wears a hat at the dinner table, often referred to being an asshole or douche as a hat at the dinner table is disrespectful.

Dad: take your hat off at the dinner table, it's rude.

Kid: why?
Dad: because then your a chumpuck!.

by Respect your family November 14, 2016