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Monkey Chuffer
After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004
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chuffler • Chuffer • chuffles • Chuffley • chuffter • chuffled • Chufflenuts • CHUFFTERNONCE • Chuffter puppet • chuuflert
Chuffter puppet
Main Entry: Chuff·ter pup·pet
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\ \ˈpə-pət\
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of Latin chufftious and Middle English popet youth, doll, from Middle French poupette, Date: 14th century
1 : The person on the receiving end of a clenched fist into the anal canal from a loved one or friend; specifically : refered to as the Chuffter Puppeteer or doer
Reference:
Chuff·ter pup·pe·teer
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\\ˌpə-pə-ˈtir\
Function: noun
Date: circa 1923
: one who manipulates Chuffter puppets
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\ \ˈpə-pət\
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of Latin chufftious and Middle English popet youth, doll, from Middle French poupette, Date: 14th century
1 : The person on the receiving end of a clenched fist into the anal canal from a loved one or friend; specifically : refered to as the Chuffter Puppeteer or doer
Reference:
Chuff·ter pup·pe·teer
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\\ˌpə-pə-ˈtir\
Function: noun
Date: circa 1923
: one who manipulates Chuffter puppets
Chuffter puppet by Sokin' annoyed May 23, 2010
Chuffers
Chuffers by Fruit palace May 14, 2018
chuffter
chuffter by joe sartine March 5, 2008
cruffler
A collector of antique firearms, accouterments or any military antique related items. This term is usually only used by those in the hobby which may be also used with the term "curmudgeon."
The old cruffler went through the dusty attic of the old home owned by the veteran looking for treasures.
cruffler by Andy Griffith April 10, 2011
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