chuffer

Chuffer – (noun) One who could be described as being all talk and no action and in some cases the talk is merely a whisper.

I know that guy over there looks like he’s about to go postal, but he’s a real chuffer. He’ll probably just go home and cry like a bitch.

by M'ie July 25, 2008

chuffer

chuffer is another name for the human bottom

my mate gary likes it up the chuffer

by Dr Tom Dack January 11, 2005

chuffer

a vary large unfit fat woman

a fat woman will "chuff" when she walks , a bit like an old steam train , big fat chuffer

by mr s j madden February 26, 2008

chuffer

A Chuffer is a sad old git. A bit over weight due to beer, hangs out in dodgy bars, prone to boring anyone in ear shot.

Excellent examples of of the chuffer can be found in the Old China Hand Pub in Wan Chai Hong Kong.

by Singapore chuffer December 28, 2005

Chuffers

A large pair of soft breasts

Wow that girl has a great pair of chuffers

by Fruit palace May 14, 2018

Chuffer

A person who either takes their stuff to the gym more often than they climb, someone who consistently and constantly gives BS beta, or tries to start a problem 2-3 grades above their level and never progresses

He's such a Chuffer

by ChossBawlzz January 16, 2017

Chuffer

A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.

Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!

by Been The Unseen July 3, 2004