Origin: my ex, East London Definition: The hair and sweat from your nether regions teamed up with the fluff from your underwear to create those little fluff hair balls that stick to your arse.
Singular: Chuffnut
Ex: Urgh, I've got chuffnuts.
Me: What the fuck are chuffnuts?
Ex: Look at the size of this chuffnut!
Me: *Disgusted* We have been going out for way too long.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.