Chuffers 

A large pair of soft breasts

Wow that girl has a great pair of chuffers

Chuffers by Fruit palace May 14, 2018

Monkey Chuffer 

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

chuffer 

Chuffer – (noun) One who could be described as being all talk and no action and in some cases the talk is merely a whisper.

I know that guy over there looks like he’s about to go postal, but he’s a real chuffer. He’ll probably just go home and cry like a bitch.

chuffer by M'ie July 25, 2008

nob-chuffer 

Someone who is a chuffer of nob.

He's such a nob-chuffer.

nob-chuffer by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

Little Chuffer

little chuffer someone who is physically short, bald and leads a positive life. They are mainly men since they are bald. Height approximately 5ft 4”

Paul: ‘Wow, just look at Peter he looks like a little chuffer, he’s so cute. What a man he is’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’

Little Chuffer by OllyMursFan79 August 2, 2018

Chuffer 

A person who either takes their stuff to the gym more often than they climb, someone who consistently and constantly gives BS beta, or tries to start a problem 2-3 grades above their level and never progresses

He's such a Chuffer

Chuffer by ChossBawlzz January 16, 2017

knob chuffer 

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.

Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!

knob chuffer by SarahJane March 3, 2004