Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, and around your thighs as you approach middle age.
1. Possessive of dusty or dry nature, esp. in reference to airborne particulate matter.
2. Describing the curiously perverted feeling derived from reading the kind of United States history textbooks whose authors fail to recognize their sacred patriotism for the pitifully misplaced tribalism it actually is.
1. Walking the southwest road out from Detroit, destined for Gary, I breathed shallow gulps of chuffly, tortured air and gagged on my terminal misfortune.
2. As a child I suffered through many chuffly evenings pondering such blisteringly dull questions as 'was the Civil War fought primarily on economic grounds, or were humanitarian concerns a significant factor?'
Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, under your chin and around your thighs as you approach middle age.
May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).
Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.
Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.