Undefinable asshole, usually a ginger but can be anyone making fun of others.
Example: Phil is a cool guy, but he's such a couchliker. Variations: #couchlicker
A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.