Clocklicker

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noun

A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.

Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot

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"He couldn’t come to the protest, said he had a shift. Total clocklicker."

Clocklicker by Mr.MatPalt October 6, 2025

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Clockblocker

noun
plural: clockblockers

1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.

"Never underestimate the will of a Clockblocker."

Clockblocker by redmattersite August 4, 2018

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clocksucker

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.

1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.

clocksucker by Cody May 6, 2004

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Clockblocker

Someone who just keeps getting in the way of clocks.

Why, you broke my Rolex, you clockblocker!

Clockblocker by smart_guy_is_smart May 11, 2015

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Clockblocker

When your late to work and there is the ONE coworker who insists on making small talk when all you want to do is clock in!!!

Oh no it’s Sarah...she likes to make small talk even though your late and just NEED to clock in...meanwhile I just saw her yesterday!!

I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!

Clockblocker by KP_JP_210 July 21, 2019

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clockblocker

One who tends to cockblock others around him in a consistent manner. Much as a clock will never fail to tick, such does this person never fail to cockblock.

Man : Hey, want to go to my house and watch a movie or something?
Girl: Umm, yeah sure let's go righ-
Clockblocker: Yo you baggin it up?
Man: Yo stop being such a clockblocker.

clockblocker by antlerskettering November 28, 2009

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Clocksucker

A clocksucker is someone who works more hours to make the boss happy but really just wants more money

"Bill came in early AND left late. What a clocksucker."

Clocksucker by Rob Eback August 7, 2007

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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