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Clocklicker 

noun

A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.

Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot

Want one that targets the tech industry, gig economy, or office culture specifically?
"He couldn’t come to the protest, said he had a shift. Total clocklicker."
Clocklicker by Mr.MatPalt October 6, 2025
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Clockblocker 

noun
plural: clockblockers

1. a fan of the time traveling, history-saving, award-winning, tv show, Timeless.
"Never underestimate the will of a Clockblocker."
Clockblocker by redmattersite August 4, 2018

clocksucker 

Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"

2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
clocksucker by Cody May 6, 2004

Clockblocker 

Someone who just keeps getting in the way of clocks.
Why, you broke my Rolex, you clockblocker!

Clockblocker 

When your late to work and there is the ONE coworker who insists on making small talk when all you want to do is clock in!!!
Oh no it’s Sarah...she likes to make small talk even though your late and just NEED to clock in...meanwhile I just saw her yesterday!!

I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!
Clockblocker by KP_JP_210 July 21, 2019

clockblocker 

One who tends to cockblock others around him in a consistent manner. Much as a clock will never fail to tick, such does this person never fail to cockblock.
Man : Hey, want to go to my house and watch a movie or something?
Girl: Umm, yeah sure let's go righ-
Clockblocker: Yo you baggin it up?
Man: Yo stop being such a clockblocker.
clockblocker by antlerskettering November 28, 2009

Clocksucker 

A clocksucker is someone who works more hours to make the boss happy but really just wants more money
"Bill came in early AND left late. What a clocksucker."
Clocksucker by Rob Eback August 7, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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