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couchlicker 

Undefinable asshole, usually a ginger but can be anyone making fun of others.
Example: Phil is a cool guy, but he's such a couchliker. Variations: #couchlicker
Phil is cool, but he's such a couchlicker.
couchlicker by The BEEJ February 12, 2015
Words you can keep

couchlocked 

Man we were couchlocked for hours after the smoke session.
couchlocked by Skinny_ninja April 20, 2005

cocklicker 

any Democrat....................................................
fuckyou cocklickaz...........
cocklicker by meh October 12, 2004

couchsucker

Associate Member who begins sleeping on the couch without paying any additional rent.
Like couchsurfer, couchsucker is one who has overstayed his welcome. Like a rotten fruit.
couchsucker by sasona420 September 1, 2009

couch licker 

Stop licking couches you couch licker!
couch licker by bung linger April 19, 2023

cucklicker 

When a man licks the vagina of his significant other right after she partook in a cuckholding creampie, ideally from a BBC.
Johnny? That dude ain’t nothin’ but a cucklicker!
cucklicker by dudebreh August 10, 2022

chucklicker 

1.Someone who is acting in an inappropriate or annoying manner
2. A simp for a narcissist
Chad is being such a chucklicker. He has no idea that she is using him for his money.
chucklicker by Chucklicker2.0 March 22, 2024
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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