Definitions by Mr.MatPalt
Clocklicker
noun
A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.
Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot
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A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.
Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot
Want one that targets the tech industry, gig economy, or office culture specifically?
Clocklicker by Mr.MatPalt October 6, 2025