chuck pants

A prostitute that has had a terrible plastic surgery and looks chopped up.

Son: What's a chuck pants dad?

Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.

Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.

by Daddyasfuck April 18, 2016

chuck his pants

verb.

To have someone fling their pants at you, or towards you, in a manner that means they like you.

Keira Knightley was asked, "Are you getting more attention from guys now after the film 'King Arthur'?" and she responded, "I havn't had anyone chucking their pants at me!"

Hey Marie, do you think he would ever chuck his pants at me one day?

by Marie Genovese October 9, 2008

chuck [pissy pants]

One of a pair of main characters from the Bob and Chuck comedy show made famous in the Craigslist Jokes Forum. Set in a small farming town outside Omaha Nebraska, the Bob and Chuck show have recurring characters from around the town that get into comedic situations. One of the main recurring characters is Esther, a mythically fat woman of un-Godly proportions with almost super human hunger and sex drive.

Most of the humor is adult oriented and enjoyed by a small but loyal following.
It's bob knows best from the Bob and Chuck Show!!!!

It's chuck pissy pants from the Bob and Chuck Show!!!!

by Mr. Whohunglow March 27, 2008

Chick Pants

I wear chick pants becuase they are tight and all the women love them...

Girl : "OMG did you see how tight his pants were!?"

Girl2: 'Yeah, he is soo hot, look at that butt.,. rawr!"

by Vivalanation734 July 3, 2005

Check Pants

Thomas (the christian monarch sex god) once said check pants

Person 1: bruhi was on 40% check pants and I still didn't get a pack!
Person 2: Bruh Ong Frfr 💀.

by really definitely not shane August 17, 2022

check your pants

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.

"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"

by Illinois Joe December 26, 2005

Check your pants after that one

Is usually shouted at somebody who has done a terrible wet fart. Mainly in a crowded space like a lift, a meeting room or a class room.

You might want to check your pants after that one

by Frankletini November 14, 2010