Frankletini's definitions

Fisticles

Using your fists as spectacles to see far away objects seem a little bit more focused.

"I don't have my glasses, I can't read this book"
"Well why don't you use your pair of my patented fisticles"

-From the fisticles infomercial.

by Frankletini November 8, 2010

Check your pants after that one

Is usually shouted at somebody who has done a terrible wet fart. Mainly in a crowded space like a lift, a meeting room or a class room.

You might want to check your pants after that one

by Frankletini November 14, 2010

Million Pound Drop

When a rich guy sits on the toilet, he's in a rush so he doesn't pull his trousers down all the way. As he is rich he has one million pounds in his pocket. He the million pound drops out of his pocket into the crapper.

Based on the Channel 4 progam, Million Pound Drop Live.

For fuck sake. I've only gone and done the Million Pound Drop, Jeeves!

by Frankletini November 11, 2010