13 definitions by Illinois Joe

B 'n' E

Short for breaking and entering.

Cletus got charged with b 'n' e last monday.

by Illinois Joe November 22, 2004

check your pants

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.

"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"

by Illinois Joe December 26, 2005

bustdown

A slut or whore. A woman who has loose morals, among other things.

That bustdown slept with 50 guys in the past week!

by Illinois Joe May 22, 2006

polish roll

A roll of 1 dollar bills with either a 20 or 100 on the outside to give the illusion that the holder has more money than he really does.

Originated in the Chicago nouveau riche Polish community as a means of showing off.

Check out Piotr's Polish roll, he ain't really ballin'!

by Illinois Joe June 14, 2012

bench clearer

In baseball, when two players start a fight on the field and both teams join in, you have a bench clearer.

There was a big bench clearer between the Padres and the Cardinals and everyone got their ass whupt.

by Illinois Joe May 22, 2006

frankenstein

1.an instrumental by the Edgar Winter Group that is regarded as one of the best instrumental rock songs ever
2.John Kerry, so called because he looks and talks like frankenstein

George W. Bush is running against Frankenstein

by Illinois Joe October 8, 2004

skip town

To leave town without telling anyone beforehand.

I thought that bustdown was just trying to ignore me, but she just decided to skip town on me.

by Illinois Joe May 22, 2006