13 definition by Illinois Joe

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The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.
I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.
by Illinois Joe October 07, 2004

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Short for breaking and entering.
Cletus got charged with b 'n' e last monday.
by Illinois Joe November 22, 2004

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To leave town without telling anyone beforehand.
I thought that bustdown was just trying to ignore me, but she just decided to skip town on me.
by Illinois Joe May 22, 2006

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What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.
"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"
by Illinois Joe December 25, 2005

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In baseball, when two players start a fight on the field and both teams join in, you have a bench clearer.
There was a big bench clearer between the Padres and the Cardinals and everyone got their ass whupt.
by Illinois Joe May 22, 2006

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The practice of taking a picture of oneself in the bathroom mirror because they don't own a tripod. Pictures taken this way have a distinct look to them. Pictures are taken for use on Myspace.
Oh shit, I don't have a tripod and sugardaddy69 wants to see what I look like! I think I should use some mirrortography.
by Illinois Joe July 01, 2005

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A slut or whore. A woman who has loose morals, among other things.
That bustdown slept with 50 guys in the past week!
by Illinois Joe May 22, 2006

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