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chronophobic

1. Afraid of time. Scared to think of future changes and eventual death that awaits us all.
2. Afraid of chronic. Dad got high and hit mom when you were a kid, now the sight of chronic gives you the chills and makes you want to throw up in your mouth.
1. I took a sledgehammer to my clock because I'm chronophobic
2. I took a sledgehammer to some stoner at a party because I'm chronophobic.
chronophobic by G3CKO December 26, 2011
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Coronaphobic 

The clinical term for an intense and unremitting level of fear of contracting the Coronavirus.
Hell yes, I’ve become insanely Coronaphobic!
Coronaphobic by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

Chromeophobic

When a website is prejudice towards the Google web brower Chrome. A website that is chromeophobic will not work properly when using Chrome, and often request that you use Mozilla instead.
Person A: Hey, did you look at that link I sent you?

Person B: I tried, but that site was chromeophobic so I couldn't.
Chromeophobic by AckNo September 12, 2010

chorophobic 

I hate dancing, so I suppose you could say that I'm a chorophobic..or that I have chorophobia
chorophobic by anabellissima January 1, 2009

Coronaphobic 

Someone scared of coronavirus. Symptoms include dobbing in on people who are bending the rules, being scared, listening the the wash your hands song from the wiggles and stealing all the toilet paper from Woolies.
Issie is coronaphobic
Coronaphobic by a shithead April 26, 2020

Choophobic

Choophobic is when one is phobic towards a train.
"I hate choo choo trains!"
"That's choophobic!"
Choophobic by Therealobamamaid February 16, 2021

Cholophobic 

Steve: Lock your doors fool that big mexican dude looks hellla sketchy.
Jeff: Why the fuck are you so Cholophobic?
Cholophobic by mastahbitch May 30, 2010