Turd Chroming

To Chrome a Turd....... or Turd Chroming is a process of Making the the very best out of a blatantly bad/shit thing. Similar to Turd polishing but to a much higher level

The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act

the ultimate in making a bad thing good.

To Chrome a Turd.......

Mik is in the Studio turd Chroming again and doing another Hard House Remix.

He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....

by Rick Walford January 5, 2008

Chromatica

A fictional land where kindness rules all, and everyone is equal to one another, where love is the law, and where people of all races, and colors are accepted. It's also the name of Lady Gaga's upcoming sixth album.

Guy 1: What did Lady Gaga just say on Twitter the other day?

Guy 2: She said that Earth is cancelled, and that she lives on Chromatica.

by ChromaticaLand April 1, 2020

chromatic

Someone who is so bipolar, that everything they say has a different emotion to it, so you never know what to expect.
Also a wide-range of emotions in a short time. This is not considered classy in any way.

Jessica: Hey Justin. How are you?
Justin: I'm having a great day.
Jessica: That's really good.
Justin: NO IT ISN'T I HATE MY LIFE.
Jessica: .......
Justin: JK LOL BAHAHAHAHAH
Jessica: Jeez, stop being so chromatic....

by mynameisgrass November 14, 2011

Chromotion

When you have a long strain of retarded thoughts, or explain your thoughts to someone else. You are guilty of having a chromotion

Ben are you having a chromotion? Because everything coming out of your mouth is straight retarded.

by PegNog December 4, 2017

Chroming

The process of getting high from aerosol cans sprayed into a paper bag and inhaled.

"That guy's chroming hard."
"If he doesn't stop chroming, he'll be foaming."

by Daniel West July 7, 2006

chromaticide

1- A characteristic of an object displaying multiple and rather mismatched colors, or what would be described as "loud" in the visual sense

2- Any unpleasant combination of colors

"Dude, go back home and change, you are committing chromaticide!"

"That's not art; that's chromaticide."

by Batrastard July 10, 2003

chromatic aberration

Extreme public display of bad taste in dressing, with loud and clashing colors.

Aberration. Psychology: A disorder or abnormal alteration in one's mental state.

Chromatic aberration should be taxed. No one should be allowed to assault others with such a display of extreme bad taste.
Laura is almost a perfect woman, beautiful and loaded, but she is an acute and embarrassing case of chromatic aberration.

by rperazag May 4, 2010