A: Duuuuude I was Chroming so much over spring break!

B: WTF man why?

A: Because Google Chrome is the fastest browser out there! Less loading time and more jerking time!

B: You're f***ed up.

Chroming by susanne1234556 May 21, 2010

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Chroming

When a man's hair starts turning gray it is known as "chroming".

Dude, you're starting to look like George Clooney with all that chroming going on up there.

Chroming by nileskylie November 13, 2011

Chroming

The act of stimulating one’s genitals, in such a pleasurable fashion, that the “juices” cover said body part. Emulating a “chrome” design. A chrome/chroming session is the proper use.

Luke: “Dude it felt so good last night”
Sebastian: “What do you mean, didn’t you just cum like normal?”
Luke: “No dude it covered my dick bro it was that much! It was a an epic chroming session”

Chroming by CrackHead007 January 24, 2024

chroming

is the act of listening to Tyler, The Creator's most recent album, Chromakopia and stroke your meat in sinc with the beat, pretending that Tyler, The Creator, is stroking you. You have to finish at the end of every song and imagine Tyler saying you did a good job

Elizabeth: "DAD! STOP CHROMING!!"
Troy: "aughhh, Tyler! your hands are so soft!"

chroming by jacoblovestogoon247 November 25, 2024

Chroming It

The act of masturbating, one handed, while surfing the net with Google chrome in Incognito mode.

Andy looked tired in class, he was probably chroming it late last night.

Chroming It by J2C2B January 7, 2009

Chroming the Dragon

Putting your dick in glitter and then having sex with a girl while they are PMSing.

Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My GF was being a bitch so I had to dip my dick in glitter to do her.

Guy 1: Wow, talk about Chroming the Dragon.

Chroming the Dragon by BrianBOflkasfh January 15, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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