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chris's thursday

Morning head followed by golf followed by a couple of adult beverages followed by watching the maid clean the house followed by a little afternoon talk TV like 'Ellen' or 'Springer'.
John had a hard week at work and was looking forward to enjoying a Chris's Thursday this weekend.
chris's thursday by Luanda December 2, 2016

chris's dick 

Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.
I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.
chris's dick by 1947465Mike January 1, 2014

chris's law

chris's law states that if one was to take off google safe search and type in a japanese's womens name he/she will find at least one nude picture
boy 1:i was on google yesterday and typed yuki in images and saw a naked chick
boy 2:was safe search off?
boy 1:yeah
boy 2: chris's law
chris's law by herochris15 March 31, 2009

chris's chin

A subtle yet rather large area a male might rest his genitalia repeatedly
Hey look....there's chris's chin! We need to set up some time to visit that general area soon!
chris's chin by beat2sleep December 5, 2017

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.
Chris's flat tire by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020

Chris’s Mom 

The hottest and sluttiest hoe on the West Coast
I fucked Chris’s mom last night
Chris’s Mom by Erect GreenBean March 19, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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