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A pothead, stoner; someone who smokes marijuana socially.

These people can often be characterised by attempts to look like cool regular users while wearing their suits with the top button undone and tie loosened, thus dispelling that image and making others think that they should either stick to light beers or just go straight for the cocaine.

Thanks to former Australian Labor Party leader Mark Latham and his ranting and raving against politics and politicians, where he claimed that marijuana is the drug of choice in parliament.
It wouldn't surprise me if all politicians are just a bunch of choofers.
choofer by _Julius_ October 31, 2005
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A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.
Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!
Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021
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Short for chronoloafer, or waster of time.

1. Someone that wastes time.
2. An insult given to a person for doing nothing more than waste a person's time.
"I've put so much effort into making it work, but they're just a chrofer."

"You've been babbling for ten minutes! Get out of my way, chrofer!"
Chrofer by Eirwyn May 14, 2019
Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.
That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!
choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011

beggars can't be choosers 

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it
person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers
Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling
Choofed by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019
A general term meaning a person who is a dick, a douchebag, a jerk, or someone who has done something stupid.
"This choffer, amirite?"

"Why is this choffer even talking to me?"
Choffer by Beens November 10, 2014
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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