choofer 

A pothead, stoner; someone who smokes marijuana socially.

These people can often be characterised by attempts to look like cool regular users while wearing their suits with the top button undone and tie loosened, thus dispelling that image and making others think that they should either stick to light beers or just go straight for the cocaine.

Thanks to former Australian Labor Party leader Mark Latham and his ranting and raving against politics and politicians, where he claimed that marijuana is the drug of choice in parliament.

It wouldn't surprise me if all politicians are just a bunch of choofers.

choofer by _Julius_ October 31, 2005

Chooser 

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

Chrofer 

Short for chronoloafer, or waster of time.

1. Someone that wastes time.
2. An insult given to a person for doing nothing more than waste a person's time.

"I've put so much effort into making it work, but they're just a chrofer."

"You've been babbling for ten minutes! Get out of my way, chrofer!"

Chrofer by Eirwyn May 14, 2019

choofed

Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.

That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!

choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011

beggars can't be choosers 

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

beggars can't be choosers by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020

Choofed

High as all hell

Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling

Choofed by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019

Choffer 

A general term meaning a person who is a dick, a douchebag, a jerk, or someone who has done something stupid.

"This choffer, amirite?"

"Why is this choffer even talking to me?"

Choffer by Beens November 10, 2014