Choffer 

A general term meaning a person who is a dick, a douchebag, a jerk, or someone who has done something stupid.

"This choffer, amirite?"

"Why is this choffer even talking to me?"

Choffer by Beens November 10, 2014

Choffer 

A slang term for a Canadian.

"Are you from the States?"
"Nah, I'm a choffer."

Choffer by Ducks Are January 22, 2009

Choffer 

Someone choking on semi

Choff is choking on semi, what a choffer

Choffer by Jukeboxjedi July 21, 2019

chifferobe 

A closet-like piece of furniture that combines a long space for hanging clothes (that is, a wardrobe or armoire) with a chest of drawers. Chifferobes were first advertised in the 1908 Sears, Roebuck Catalogue, which described them as "a modern invention, having been in use only a short time." The term itself is a portmanteau of the words chiffonier and wardrobe. It is used in the United States, primarily in the southern portion of the country, and in Cuba. Pronounced shif-uh-rohb or shif-rohb. In Spanish as "chief-o-robay."

The word "chifferobe" appears frequently in Harper Lee's novel To Kill a Mockingbird. Tom Robinson "busts up a chifferobe" for Mayella Ewell, which her father uses as kindling.

chifferobe by Southern mama September 24, 2011

Monkey Chuffer 

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

Choffee

A choffee is a hot chocolate and coffee mixed together into the same mug.

Can you get me a choffee please

Choffee by BigDyl03 May 26, 2019

cooffer 

A man who evokes a certain indescribable feeling of creepiness and douchebag-ity.

Hey kids, stay away from that cooffer over there.

cooffer by J-Tro December 7, 2007