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1) A truly talentless computer programmer that thinks that he/she knows what he/she is doing all of the time.

2) Thinks he/she is great at his/her job to the frustration of truly talented and experienced fellow workers.

3) A script kitty. A cut and paster.
John is an untalented, overpaid, obnoxious, unproductive, resource wasting schmuck that never listens to anyone else's opinion. What a supreme choofter.
by Plasticacorn June 19, 2008
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2
A participant of weed consumption who shows particularly poor etiquette.

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The lad in a group of mates who just won't pass on that bud.
Oi Cottos been nursing that joint for hours, what a choofter.
by linanesy September 07, 2016
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Someone with particularly poor weed etiquette

Slang for a homosexual stoner
Bill loves men but is inconsiderate at passing the mixbowl, bit of a choofter really.
by Bongchimp September 22, 2016
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