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Chooser 

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someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons
" That girl a chooser "
Chooser by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017

chooser 

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A person who knows what they want and won't go for ANYTHING less.
"I don't fuck with him. He ain't got enough swagger!"

"Daaamn, you are a chooser!"

Or

"How was the date?"

"It was good but she has a small ass!"

"Nigga you a low key chooser!"
chooser by C1eE7u$ January 5, 2014

Chooser 

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A person who cheats to lose a game while choosing who will win.
Jake and Scarlet's mom is a Chooser. They always win at candy land!

She ain't a Chinner she's a Chooser.
Chooser by SnJ March 2, 2014

Chooser 

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someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons
" That girl a chooser "
Chooser by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017

chooser 

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noun.

A person who has choices and chooses, regardless of limitations.

antonym: beggar
excl. after a person chooses, "Chooser!"

"Did you see Daryll pick that paint color? What a chooser."
chooser by BrownBearCreamBear March 5, 2016

loser chooser 

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In multiplayer video games, such as Mario Kart 64, the system by which the person who comes in last place on a given race gets to choose the next venue for competition. Originated in Buyers Hall at Princeton University.
"Who gets to pick the next level?" "It's loser chooser"
loser chooser by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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