"I don't fuck with him. He ain't got enough swagger!"

"Daaamn, you are a chooser!"

Or

"How was the date?"

"It was good but she has a small ass!"

"Nigga you a low key chooser!"

chooser by C1eE7u$ January 5, 2014

Chooser

A person who cheats to lose a game while choosing who will win.

Jake and Scarlet's mom is a Chooser. They always win at candy land!

She ain't a Chinner she's a Chooser.

Chooser by SnJ March 2, 2014

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Chooser

someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons

" That girl a chooser "

Chooser by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017

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chooser

noun.

A person who has choices and chooses, regardless of limitations.

antonym: beggar

excl. after a person chooses, "Chooser!"

"Did you see Daryll pick that paint color? What a chooser."

chooser by BrownBearCreamBear March 5, 2016

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loser chooser

In multiplayer video games, such as Mario Kart 64, the system by which the person who comes in last place on a given race gets to choose the next venue for competition. Originated in Buyers Hall at Princeton University.

"Who gets to pick the next level?" "It's loser chooser"

loser chooser by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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