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A man or woman who coughs a lot. Their coughs may or may not be infected with the rona or a similar disease.
Dammit Ryan, you're a coofer!

Help get deez coofers away from me!

If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!

I'm a coofer...

Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?

We're all coofers!
Coofer by Peanut Butter & Bukkake December 29, 2020
Words you can keep
A person who kicks pigeons for hobbies. (noun coof- a sound a pigeon makes when kicked)
Pronounced Koo-fer
That boy over there is a coofer
coofer by Natalie W September 8, 2006
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A person who kicks or harms pigeons for fun.
Person 1: Did you hear that Dani kicked a pigeon yesterday?
Person 2: Uggh, she is such a coofer.
Coofer by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 4, 2023
A released past version of a test used for studying
The teacher told us not to rely too heavily on the coofer she sent out. She said that questions could be re-worded on the real test.
coofer by Bryant L. February 21, 2008
Coofer Coofered
To die (or dead already)
'You know that old geezer that has looked like he was on his last legs for years - well, he finally coofered yesterday.
Every time I saw him I thought - he's ready to coofer'
Coofer by PLC-Fred June 1, 2018

tire cooler 

When you dont have a cooler in you car so you decide to use your separe tire
"Dude i forgot the cooler do you have one"?No but its ok i have my tire cooler always with me.
tire cooler by zkiller December 4, 2013

Franklin Wine Cooler 

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.
"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"
Franklin Wine Cooler by Abar42 July 23, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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