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someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons
" That girl a chooser "
Chooser by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017
A person who knows what they want and won't go for ANYTHING less.
"I don't fuck with him. He ain't got enough swagger!"

"Daaamn, you are a chooser!"

Or

"How was the date?"

"It was good but she has a small ass!"

"Nigga you a low key chooser!"
chooser by C1eE7u$ January 5, 2014
A person who cheats to lose a game while choosing who will win.
Jake and Scarlet's mom is a Chooser. They always win at candy land!

She ain't a Chinner she's a Chooser.
Chooser by SnJ March 2, 2014
someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons
" That girl a chooser "
Chooser by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017
noun.

A person who has choices and chooses, regardless of limitations.

antonym: beggar
excl. after a person chooses, "Chooser!"

"Did you see Daryll pick that paint color? What a chooser."
chooser by BrownBearCreamBear March 5, 2016

loser chooser 

In multiplayer video games, such as Mario Kart 64, the system by which the person who comes in last place on a given race gets to choose the next venue for competition. Originated in Buyers Hall at Princeton University.
"Who gets to pick the next level?" "It's loser chooser"
loser chooser by Scripple021 May 6, 2004
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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