Chooker

Chooker = Chat Hooker: A girl that chats to guys in a bar in return for drinks or some other form of consideration or payment. It could be a pro, e.g. the girl that walks around bars selling shots and who chats as though she likes you for as long as you keep buying those shots. Or the amature that is simply on the look out for a cheap night and is willing to pretend to like you whilst you ply her with drinks.

My mate blew $300 on a chooker and the only thing he got up that night was the toilet lid and his guts!

Chooker by Deserter2.1 May 16, 2011

chooker

Someone who exemplifies all the qualities typically associated with people who carry themselves without any taste or class or tact. Also applies to someone who enthusiastically subscribes to the working class, or street thug lifestyle. The word originates from Pacheco, a dowtrodden suburb of Concord, CA. Often the term is used by upwardly mobile snobby types who want to discreetly mock those in their midst who they view as below them in the social order.

Check out that total chooker at the bar, smoking her Marlboro Lights 100s. Not only are her acid wash jeans painted on, but I bet she left the T-Tops on her Trans-Am tonite because she didn't want to mess up her feathered, Aquanet hair.

chooker by Pat Rick Bateman February 15, 2006

chooker

someone who is all coked out and over- motivated to do nothing

that chooker took the interior out of the car and put it back in, in half an hour

chooker by achookermyself May 13, 2005

Chooser 

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

Chooser by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

r/chonkers 

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them

Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive

r/chonkers by BootlegMario September 13, 2020

Orange County Cooker

A sexual act created and made popular by Chapman Business Majors in which one lathers their cock in a flammable substance, ignites it, and then inserts it into a woman's vagina or asshole.

A: Yo you do any freaky shit with Allie last night?

B: Yeah, I gave her the Orange County Cooker.

Orange County Cooker by RFXR October 30, 2018

r/chonkers 

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.

Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!

r/chonkers by Error451 September 30, 2020