chonkmas 

Festive spirits in the air when you or your four-legged friend is feeling a little round.

Merry Chonkmas from my overweight cat, to you and yours!

Shit - after all of those cookies, this year is going to be chonkmas.

chonkmas by down2thecora December 16, 2021

Chinkmas 

When Christmas is ruined by a virus from China.

"Christmas 2020 in the UK was replaced with Chinkmas"

Chinkmas by knutsmasher February 8, 2021

Chinkmas 

The Chinese celebration of Christmas. Has nothing to do with the celebration of the birth of Jesus (OR the 'idea' of it), but rather, seen as a great way for greedy Chinese sellers to generate more revenue.

Ah, it's Chinkmas time once more in Atheist China

Chinkmas by catfight12 January 4, 2009

Chonkmaister 

Someone that is so chunky that they have ascended to another level of chunk

Matt: Damn, is it me or is Patrick kind of a Chonkmaister

Chonkmaister by UrbanEncyclopedia69420 March 17, 2021

chonkasaurus 

Noun. A chunky dinosaur

Hey do you see the size of that chonkasaurus? He’ needs to go on a diet!

You are such a chonkasaurus! You should go on a diet and fix your life style.

Please have your chonkasaurus fixed/neutered! It has impregnated all 70 of my Nargles.

chonkasaurus by ChinkyChonkasaurus February 20, 2021

Chinkmaster 

The high holy of students/players/pimps, who have or are attending a gifted and talented school.

"Haha, the chinkmaster is such a stud. Look at him smooth talk the ladys and spread rummors. It's too bad he can't hold a chew though"

Chinkmaster by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

CHONKMAN 

A sexy human who is malnourished and worships the one

CHONKMAN sucked off my dad and it was poggers

CHONKMAN by CHONK MAN July 30, 2021