CHONKMAN

A sexy human who is malnourished and worships the one

CHONKMAN sucked off my dad and it was poggers

by CHONK MAN July 30, 2021

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Chonkmaister

Someone that is so chunky that they have ascended to another level of chunk

Matt: Damn, is it me or is Patrick kind of a Chonkmaister

by UrbanEncyclopedia69420 March 17, 2021

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CHUNKMAN

A streamer on mixer.com who is Aussie and likes to play games and stream them. He is an all round good bloke and you can check him out at mixer.com/CHUNKMAN

I'm gonna watch CHUNKMAN on mixer you should too, I'm going to insult him!

by NOT CHUNKMAN August 20, 2018

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Cronkman

A human being with an extreme superiority complex who tends to see the world as a big pile of shit, ripe for the taking

That is a cronkman right there, look at him. With his man-bun, flannel and Snoop Dogg tee. Thinks he's better than everybody else.

by kreddy302 February 10, 2021

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CHONK MAN

A rare breed of human who dosnt exist and is a fat child but is malnourished at the same time and is dyslexic

CHONK MAN is my sempaii

by CHONK MAN July 30, 2021

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chonkmas

Festive spirits in the air when you or your four-legged friend is feeling a little round.

Merry Chonkmas from my overweight cat, to you and yours!

Shit - after all of those cookies, this year is going to be chonkmas.

by down2thecora December 16, 2021

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Chonkianity (noun): A community-driven practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, focused on fostering harmony by celebrating chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Grounded in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Chonkianity cultivates a collective tradition through shared online efforts to nurture this balance across all felines. Unlike Hammonism, which centers on individual reverence for Himothy Ham, the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham, Chonkianity emphasizes a unified approach to honoring chonkiness’ inherent nature through supportive community actions.

Example 1: "She joins Chonkianity to promote balanced diets for her chonky cat with online support groups."
Example 2: "His Chonkianity effort shines through hosting virtual workshops on caring for chonky felines."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025

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