catfight12's definitions

ASG

(acronym)

After-Sex Glow

- Brooke, what have you been using on your skin? You've been glowing the whole week
- ASG ;}
- Is that like, Estee Lauder?
- Nope
- Anti...sagging.............grease?
- After-Sex Glow :}

by catfight12 January 13, 2009

trans fat

(transfered fat)

The amount of fat you lose = the amount of fat your friend gains

Also see Fat Displacement.

Whoever said trans fat is bad for you?

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

That ship is in my harbor

An expression based on the expression "that ship has sailed," which is when an opportunity has passed you by. One uses "that ship is in my harbor" when one manages to grab the opportunity.

Friend 1: Do you think Matt hooked up with that girl last night?
Friend 2: I don't think so. Anyway, that ship has sailed..
Matt: (eavesdropping..comes in wearing leopard print robe) Nope. That ship is in my harbor.

by catfight12 January 5, 2009

fictiontasy

A fantasy that involves fictional (from a book/movie/tv series/game, etc.) characters

- he pulled down his drawers & got lost in the fictiontasy involving goku, yoda & emperor palpatine

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

Chinkmas

The Chinese celebration of Christmas. Has nothing to do with the celebration of the birth of Jesus (OR the 'idea' of it), but rather, seen as a great way for greedy Chinese sellers to generate more revenue.

Ah, it's Chinkmas time once more in Atheist China

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

MANceptable

(man + acceptable)

Minimum sizes a certain group of women expect of men, in order to be deemed "acceptable", such as:
- Shoes = AT LEAST size 10
- Waistline = AT LEAST 30"
- Dick = AT LEAST 5" in length

(may vary from group to group)

When Phuong asked him what his shoe size was, he said "8, 8 & a half.... sometimes 9," which she did not deem MANceptable, leading to a complete lack of interest on her part

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

falsetograph

A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.

- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.

by catfight12 January 12, 2009