57 definitions by catfight12
Did you hear about Ben's proposal to his Archaeologist girlfriend? He buried the ring box in the site for her to unearth. I was like, now THAT was a prop-whoa-sal!
by catfight12 January 6, 2009
When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend
Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..
by catfight12 January 8, 2009
The Chinese celebration of Christmas. Has nothing to do with the celebration of the birth of Jesus (OR the 'idea' of it), but rather, seen as a great way for greedy Chinese sellers to generate more revenue.
by catfight12 January 4, 2009
- Brooke, what have you been using on your skin? You've been glowing the whole week
- ASG ;}
- Is that like, Estee Lauder?
- Nope
- Anti...sagging.............grease?
- After-Sex Glow :}
- ASG ;}
- Is that like, Estee Lauder?
- Nope
- Anti...sagging.............grease?
- After-Sex Glow :}
by catfight12 January 13, 2009
Derived from the word portmanteau, which is when 2 different words are joined to create another word (e.g. fantabulous, which is the combination of fantastic & fabulous), fartmanteau is when the made-up word falls under toilet humor .
Dude 1: Duuuuude, I thought up another word today while smoking out. Shitarded. It's when something is both shitty & retarded.
Dude 2: That's dope.
Dude 1: No...That's a fartmanteau, my friend.
Dude 2: That's dope.
Dude 1: No...That's a fartmanteau, my friend.
by catfight12 January 8, 2009
Between 2 female friends, the competition to see who's more fit after having had X number of children
by catfight12 January 11, 2009
Any Caucasian male that often ends up staying longer (or forever) in a third world country city such as Manila (Philippines, Southeast Asia), and does nothing but 'chillax' 24/7 at places for 'foreigners' such as Greenbelt in Makati or beaches like Boracay or Bali. Based on the color of his skin, the Half Baked is immediately bestowed VIP status by the friendly, unknowing locals & practically gets all the 'tang' that he wants. He is also immediately assumed to be attractive, even if he ISN'T, & is generally believed to have a lot of money, even if he DOESN'T.
Girl: Remember Brad? That American guy I met at Bed Space in Greenbelt? I think he zo rad. He's so..worldly.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.
Friend: He's a pasty white guy who's only been to Oregon apart from his hometown of Mississippi and that 2-hour stopover in Hawaii. He's a total Half Baked.
by catfight12 January 4, 2009