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chonkasaurus

Hey do you see the size of that chonkasaurus? He’ needs to go on a diet!

You are such a chonkasaurus! You should go on a diet and fix your life style.

Please have your chonkasaurus fixed/neutered! It has impregnated all 70 of my Nargles.
by ChinkyChonkasaurus February 20, 2021
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crankasaurus

A person whose crankiness is so extreme it feel like a t-rex just bit your head off. Their crankiness is as large as a brontosaurus and this person is to be avoided.
Watch out for Bob, he is a real crankasaurus this morning.
by beer head September 11, 2009
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Crunkasaurus Rex

1. The king of all crunkasaurus.

2. Full on crunkasaurus status.

3. Getting your SERIOUS drink on.
"Yo, that dude is a full on Crunkasaurus Rex"

"I'm about to get my Crunkasaurus Rex face on tonight"

"Crunkasaurus Rex is in the m-therf-ing house"
by Professor J Hizzle January 8, 2015
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Cockasaurus

Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches.

Also see "Zoah"
That guy I went home from the bar with last night was a real Cockasaurus. He tore my taint in half and now I'm shitting out of my box.
by Zarr January 20, 2004
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chodasaurus Rex

1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.

2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.
1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!

2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY

Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.
by areallycoolguy May 2, 2009
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Chunkosaurus

1. A humorous name, term, or term of endearment, for a fat or slightly overweight person. Especially a less youthful person.

2. A humorous name, or term, for a morbidly obese person, especially a less youthful person...provided they don't hear you.
Woman (aged over 28): "Do you still love me as much, now that I'm fat and old?"
Partner: "Of course I don't Chunkosaurus"

From the words Chunky and Brontosaurus.
See: Gigantopotamus
by Goatlips August 4, 2008
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Cockasaurusrex

A dinosaur from the jerassic period with few preserved fossils, its cock is so large it is said to be able to knock out any dinosaur with one hard swing of its massive penis
cockasaurusrex defeated the spinosaurus again! damn!
by uncle sams cousin May 2, 2011
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