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(weed)

-derived from local stoners in sydney 2170,

slang produced- cones and from cones we got ownes, then to onis: pronounced as own-iss extensive shit talk took us to - chonis

singular = chone
-ahh just pack me a chonis

-the act of pumping chonis

-one must release the shotty so the residual airflow sucks down the chonis into the water chamber

-mole smoked all the chonis
chonis by chonisman March 4, 2011
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caca en mi chonis 

bullshit; any ridiculous inconveniences and or anything unbelievable/shockable.
I can't believe this, this is some caca en mi chonis type shit foo.
caca en mi chonis by PhantomX3K November 20, 2022
An amazing ship of two of the smollest beans to ever kiss in the sisters of quiet mercy. Like omgg, could they get any cuter?
Cheryl and Toni - choni - is my riverdale OTP.
The relationship between Cheryl Blossom and Toni Topaz on Riverdale. A beautiful, gay, and badass couple of two very opposite girls. A north sider and south sider ;)
Friend: Hey do you ship Choni on riverdale?
Me: DUH they're my new otp. I love those two together!
choni by caitray May 29, 2018
Penis; same as Johnson but pronounced with a German accent; from the film “The Big Lebowski”
Nihilist: "We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson!"
Chonson by Lozza_68 February 24, 2008
Chodistic (Chode istic) is a person who has a chode and or is acting like someone who does.
*guy with no chode "Yo stop acting so chodistic"
*guy secretly with a vageen "My bad ill stop right now"
Chodistic by Rad Chad09 April 18, 2023
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