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A chode is a penis that is wider than it is longer
I have a chode
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A penis that is wider then the Length
Person 1: I heard Paul had a little chodeπŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
Person 2: I've seen it it's so small it was like 2 inches
by SamathaπŸ¦„ April 15, 2017
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Not a cactus, not a couch, not a bowling ball, not a sink, not a lawnmower, im a code.
I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick.

(A dick that be short but be fat)
Im a chode im a chode im a chode
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
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A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
by kooli December 09, 2002
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