A chode is a penis that is wider than it is longer
I have a chode
by Jaxíon the cancer kid March 20, 2017
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A penis that's girth exceeds its length.
Where we're going, we don't need chodes!
by Follow the yellow brick chode! January 22, 2016
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A penis that is wider then the Length
Person 1: I heard Paul had a little chode😂👌🏻
Person 2: I've seen it it's so small it was like 2 inches
by Samatha🦄 April 15, 2017
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A penis wider than it is long, the downfall of women
girl: rips pants down
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width
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A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
by kooli December 9, 2002
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A socially-impaired individual, particularly afraid of approaching and engaging in conversation with women he's attracted by; a wimp, wussy, lovable loser, chump, man lacking personality and social skills, very attached to the outcome of a pick-up attempt.
Donovan is such a chode, standing there with his drink, he should just go talk to those girls.

Don't be a chode, be a champ.

Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun.
by Thracius April 5, 2009
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