A chode is a penis that is wider than it is longer
I have a chode
by Jaxíon the cancer kid March 20, 2017
A penis that's girth exceeds its length.
Where we're going, we don't need chodes!
by Follow the yellow brick chode! January 22, 2016
A penis that is wider then the Length
Person 1: I heard Paul had a little chode😂👌🏻
Person 2: I've seen it it's so small it was like 2 inches
by Samatha🦄 April 15, 2017
A penis wider than it is long
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
by kooli December 9, 2002
A socially-impaired individual, particularly afraid of approaching and engaging in conversation with women he's attracted by; a wimp, wussy, lovable loser, chump, man lacking personality and social skills, very attached to the outcome of a pick-up attempt.
Donovan is such a chode, standing there with his drink, he should just go talk to those girls.

Don't be a chode, be a champ.

Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun.
by Thracius April 5, 2009
(1)The skin between your balls and ass
(2)The type of person who contributes to 80 pages of Chode definitions as though they have something relative to add which has not already been stated
I, along with 550 or so people, are a bunch of total chode(s).
by Some Choad October 20, 2010