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chinese tomatoes
Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012
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Chinese Chair
Chinese Chair by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018
ordering Chinese
When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019
chinese chair
Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.
chinese chair by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017
Chinese Pablo
Chinese Pablo is the most handsome black fashion model you will ever see on the famous social media app called Instagram.
Jessica: "So this morning, I met this handsome fashion model called Chinese Pablo on Insta."
Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"
Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.
Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."
Jessica: "Just go and check!"
Kate: "Alright Jessy."
Kate: "Oh really? what's his instagram username?"
Jessica: "His Insta username is @chinesepablo. You should check him out. You will instantly fall for him.
Kate: "oh please....but I hope he's handsome as you are saying now."
Jessica: "Just go and check!"
Kate: "Alright Jessy."
Chinese Pablo by Angela Buns November 30, 2021
Chinese Pablo
Chinese Pablo is a popular Instagram creator born on January 23, 2003. He is a social media Influencer who is mostly loved and has a fandom named The Pabkins.
Chinese Pablo by John Night November 30, 2021
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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