A small object that is a choking hazard. Often used in context when talking about babies, toddlers, and children when they get their hands on something that is small enough where they can choke on it.
Michael (husband): Hey honey, look the baby loves chocolate covered almonds.
Sandy (wife): Are you fucking kidding me? Get those almonds away from him. That's a chokeable!
Michael: Ooops. Sorry.
When not living up to the more or less formalized agreements for collaboration within a collaborating group, thereby causing some small amount of pain for all collaborators. The implied penance is buying or baking cake or similar goodies for the entire group.
In software: a cakeable offence could be committing a breaking change, causing tests not to pass, or projects not to compile
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.