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Chokeable 

A small object that is a choking hazard. Often used in context when talking about babies, toddlers, and children when they get their hands on something that is small enough where they can choke on it.
Michael (husband): Hey honey, look the baby loves chocolate covered almonds.
Sandy (wife): Are you fucking kidding me? Get those almonds away from him. That's a chokeable!
Michael: Ooops. Sorry.
Chokeable by babyfofo October 26, 2017
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chokeable 

when you look at someone and get the urge to choke them until death
jason has a chokeable face
chokeable by you’re a jew November 5, 2018

chompable 

Something that is so lovely, but cannot be eaten, it is in a squidgey form and you have the urge to bite it.
"oh your belly is so chompable" (followed by nibbling of the area)
chompable by moey (: May 28, 2009

chodeable 

Something that you jerk off to
The lifeguard in Fortnite is chodeable
chodeable by Okami1234 August 31, 2018

cakeable offence 

When not living up to the more or less formalized agreements for collaboration within a collaborating group, thereby causing some small amount of pain for all collaborators. The implied penance is buying or baking cake or similar goodies for the entire group.
In software: a cakeable offence could be committing a breaking change, causing tests not to pass, or projects not to compile
cakeable offence by Cakeboy February 10, 2014

choiceable 

when you make a choice on something.
doing this work is choiceable we don't have to do it
choiceable by whensdaye November 16, 2020

chokeabitch

To strangle a female ususally in frustration to an action or a situation she has created.

Peter: Man, that girl sitting next to me at the bar keeps biting me!

Eamon: There is only one solution: Chokeabitch.
chokeabitch by UWP-Bubbles July 16, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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